Clodagh critters

A whiny Irish girl who has Critters crawling out of her pussy, usually is the worse drunk you could find.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT FILTHY COCKROACH CRAWLING OUT OF Clodagh's pussy omfg.

Clodagh critters... nuff said

by OMFGCRITTERS November 27, 2012

cliterati

n. A woman who claims to be sexually liberated but only does so to conform to social norms. Such women are sad examples of conflict between the two opposing roles the patriarchy imposes upon them.

Many members of the cliterati claim to masturbate, but only say this to attract men.

by Lyzzie April 28, 2008

Smoke some critters

Smoke some fat weed worms.

Bro I'm about to smoke some critters.

by juan $ Burton February 1, 2006

Critter

People who live in otis aka sheep fuckers

alex n. is the biggest critter he wont stop fucking sheep

by Shnipsy the gipsy April 30, 2008

cliteral

characterized by a concern mainly with women. Like being literal, but in a more sexual manner.

I wanted to have sex with her so bad, I cliterally told her exactly that.

by scootybooty September 22, 2009

cliterous sheets

Slang used by a random douchebag

Dustin is a cliterous sheets

by Unfame July 31, 2017

Clutterosphere

An environment (home, work, friends house) that is totally filled full of crap, and highly disorganised. In a Clutterosphere, you can usually put something down somewhere and it disappears. Sometimes, never to be found. A lot like the Bermuda Triangle. Stuff Avalanches occur quite often in the Clutterosphere too and are quite commonplace.

Old, retired people, or tramps in run down areas like slums usually live within a Clutterosphere environment. Student's and young people like kids often live in them too. A Clutterosphere can also be unsanitary and dangerous to your health, especially if said party can't comprehend the concept of tidying up and keeping things clean.

"Damn this spare room and its clutterosphere. I can't find my shit for work, or find shit all in here dammit!"

by Darkthetamene December 31, 2008