Clayton

Someone who gets glazed like there's no tomorrow on Urban Dictionary. I swear it's more than LeBron James

Clayton:why am I so praised on Urban Dictionary

Friend: Clayton,you're a registered sex offender.

by The bestest dogboy February 27, 2025

Clayton

A sexual maneuver involving using one hand to farm on Skyblock and the other to masturbate.

Dude, I was so bored and alone last night that I pulled three full Claytons.

by fatherkisser0830 January 21, 2026

Clayton

He such a fat hoe that loves football. His ego is bigger than his dick. He loves to flirt and be a total bitch. Fuck u!

Girl one- hey have i told you me and clayton are dating??

Girl 2-Thats crazy but i liked him.

Girl 1- i finna jump you n shit

by Skill issue💋 May 20, 2025

Clayton

the greatest indiana pacer fan of all time, one of my best friends

Wade: YOOOOOO I WANT THE NBA BACK
Clayton: Kneeguaaaaa Kneeguaaaaaaaaaa

by Squirreltime August 18, 2025

ClayMe

ClayMe is one of those guys people don't notice at first glance. Then they share a space with him, where he feels not too special, just another person. Then he cracks a joke, one slightly amusing. They smile. Soon, they start noticing him more. He binds them to him by his unique antics, his sheer bad luck, unpredictable and almost unbelievable life events. Throughout their time together, he makes them amazed with his kindness, and gradually more and more attached to him. Before they know it, he becomes an integral part of their life, one whose disappearance can leave a massive, unfillable void.

Person 1: Man how could someone be stalked by a monkey...
Person 2: Don't you know about him? He is ClayMe, this is a regular day for him.

by Satan0710 September 2, 2025

Claypool Moment

(noun)
When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.

Example:
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”

Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”

Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.

by 0.01% Probability October 17, 2025

mrs_claydon

miss claydon fat crusty vagina of a woman who is to blame for africa's staving mavins

mrs_claydon eats cake at the speed that kyle freeman pulls his small penis with tweezers

by gatis_the_bomber May 30, 2009