Mr Chubs

A fat hamster that likes to perch upon your head. He also makes a hell of a lot of noise at night, but you love your fat little baby too much to get annoyed.

"Oh hey, Mr Chubs!! I see you're up already."

"Mr Chubs kept me awake all night by running on his wheel."

by Mr Chub's dad June 20, 2021

chub chap

the chafing of inner thighs caused by rubbing together while sweating; particularly happening to people with large thighs

Person 1: "Why are you walking so weird?"
Person 2: "All this sweating gave me chub chap."

by burns133 July 2, 2011

dusty chub

A 'dusty chub' is an erection or 'boner' which happens when fraternizing with an older female or 'cougar'

'Dude, I was talking with Kyle's mom about my worries about college, and she said she would always be there for me. I totally have a dusty chub '

by The Dude Abides Stuff November 12, 2018

Chub Trap

Thirst trap but for men, similar to snaking(selfie with outline of erect penis).

The act of posting a selfie showing the outline of semi erect penischub under any garment(towel, underwear,boxer short, unicorn leather chaps etc.) Suggesting the size of the man's package without it turning into a dick pic hence coming off as a sort of boudoir shoot.

Omg did you see Dave's chub trap?! That man has penis for days!

by Dante(notrealname) November 19, 2018

chub nudge

When in the middle of the night you roll over to your girl (or guy) with a hard on and put it in the middle of their back hoping they are DTF at that moment.

Hey sorry about the chub nudge you last night, I was ready to go but I guess you were in a deep sleep.

by Richard Dickins August 19, 2017

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

chubs

a person who has chubby cheeks and plump lips. Also, a little ball of sunshine.

"Look at Jimin, he's a chubs."

by swtrpawsjimin_ July 14, 2018