Chaia

The most beautiful and amazing girl u could ever meet

Have you seen the way chaia smiles??

by Mini Baddie April 9, 2022

Chair-based assault and defenestration

When you hit someone with a chair and then throw them out a window

“Did you hear about tom?, his girlfriend discovered he was cheating and she committed chair-based assault and defenestration on him.”

by IDFK4TTT November 4, 2022

Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 2, 2023

Chair cult leader

The most sigma of the sigma manufactured Hawaiian roll.

The chair cult leader is a blessed person, comparable to a hawaiian roll

by burd87 July 4, 2023

chair wedgie

A wedgie where the victim's underwear are pulled up over the back of the chair, leaving them sitting in a painful wedgie.

I'm about to give this nerd a massive chair wedgie

by Nerdymike July 8, 2023

Grease Chair

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.

Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?

Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.

Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.

by Joel E. February 21, 2009

Lawn chair game

A soccer game in which one team scores more goals than the other team has shots. Basically, they could have had their goalie sit in a lawn chair, in the goal, the entire game and they still would have won. These games are more common at the high school level and lower.

They won 7-0 and the other team only was able to take 4 shots. It was a lawn chair game.

by Big Johnson 87 May 1, 2010