Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.

This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.

by Pavss June 8, 2018

cardiovascular spectacular

An extremely violent heart attack, often with multiple simultaneous blockages.

Wow, Bill had no chance of surviving that cardiovascular spectacular!

by Harvey Hilton June 25, 2018

carnival boy

a very hot guy that you see at a carnival but never get his number.

person 1:omg remember that carnival boy?
person 2: yesss hes so hot

by fish_titties May 23, 2018

Carnivore

Some one who loves to eat meat if you know what i mean heheh

James is a carnivore he loves heating meat of boys

by Vaupen September 13, 2018

carnivoravore

When you only eat the meat of animals that kill other animals. Basically, it's fucked up to eat a rabbit because they never harmed a living being. But Alligators be fuckin up other creatures in the wild like there's no tomorrow. So eating an Alligator is justifiable as bad karma for that delicious predator.

Waiter: "Our special today is a chicken linguine"
Person: "Uhmm, can you make that with shark meat instead? I'm a carnivoravore."

by DongleD October 19, 2018

Carnicola

An adjective referencing the donger as a meat piece.
Can be used to emphasize the reference to the masculine organ.

Steve stop messing around with that peterete de carnicola!

by Uololo November 1, 2018

carnisexy

An uncommonly used slang word for a hot chick: Carni (Latin for meat) and sexy, or sexy piece of meat. It is mainly being used because of it's funny vibe.

Dude! Did you check out that chick at ten o'clock? - Yeah dang, she is really carnisexy!

by Prove2carni November 14, 2018