DongleD's definitions

carnivoravore

When you only eat the meat of animals that kill other animals. Basically, it's fucked up to eat a rabbit because they never harmed a living being. But Alligators be fuckin up other creatures in the wild like there's no tomorrow. So eating an Alligator is justifiable as bad karma for that delicious predator.

Waiter: "Our special today is a chicken linguine"
Person: "Uhmm, can you make that with shark meat instead? I'm a carnivoravore."

by DongleD October 19, 2018