Canadian Geese Attack

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.

Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.

by Jokesterpants August 6, 2009

canadians

What you call black people when they could hear you use a more offensive term.

"Don't park your car here. I don't like this neighborhood, it's full of Canadians."

by Bill Billy November 18, 2007

canadian ham

a refrence to a womans large, pink, areolas(the skin around nipple)if the womans areola is large and brown it is considered pepperoni.

i like licking that chicks canadian ham.

by jakey mancaster February 22, 2007

Canadian Minute

A minute to a Canadian that is incredibly longer than any other minute in the world.

We needed to meet Danny in 45 minutes but he took a Canadian minute to get ready, so we were late.

by Canadahater35 March 25, 2009

Canadian style

When sleeping on a mattress, you opt to sleep side ways instead of long ways.

Jimmy always sleeps canadian style like a real weirdo.

by Tony fatony December 15, 2014

Canadian Whale Penis

Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.

Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.

Man 2: That sounds awesome.

Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!

Man 2: What the hell is that?

Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.

Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!

by DizzleDoozleDaz January 9, 2011

Conanigans

Tricks and games made famous by Late Night and Tonight Show host Conan O'Brien.

The string dance is one of my favorite Conanigans.

by stringdancer February 11, 2010