CallMeCarson

The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova

Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs

by The True Coffee Cat January 25, 2020

Calm Yourself

"Calm Yourself" is a way to tell someone to shut the fuck up without sounding to rude.

Trey: Did you hear about sally the dinosaur?

Marcus: Calm yourself "shut the fuck up trey"

by BOWERS--- June 3, 2010

Calm Your Fuck

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.

Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.

by Cougar the Man June 20, 2007

Calembe

Something that makes you want to fuck the girl you're talking to.It's a movement, or a phrase that a girl makes while talking to you or just by looking at you. You perceive that simple movement as a sign of future sex.

Last night I was taking to Laqueesha and she bited her lips while looking right into my eyes. That was a real calembe.

I experienced a true calembe today when Da'quonde told me she was in need of sex and then looked at me with a dirty smile.

by TheBeatDistributor May 28, 2009

Callum Church

A different type of turd which wont flush, a much more difficult one to flush!

Person 1 - Wuu2?
Person 2 - This damn callum church won't flush!

by giggidypopdoodleman December 5, 2010

calm

Calm is a state of being, akin to a religious experience. Often used bye itself as a fragment. A relaxing interjection.

"Dude, I can't believe he just flipped that snow-mobile. Calm."

by K-rizzle November 17, 2004

Callum

A generally nice person who bully's little kids on the bus, the blames it on them. He's funny and good at flirting-at times- and makes you laugh when needed. He claims to have a large penis but you never know? Callum's have Friday takeaway nights every Fridays which are extremely unhealthy! It would be nice if Callum's had six packs but you don't get anything these days. Callum's have nice hair and tends to be long-ish. They need to learn how to smile properly and have a better sense of humour. They are naturally crazy in the head and some may be mentally disordered. Overall, Callum's are great and nice to be around. They are good company and have similar interests to people. They are too tall though so shrink!

Callum ;)

by The unicorns truth October 23, 2013