cps

CPS or Covert Phone Sex:

Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!
Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!
Joe: And she had one t-
John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.

by carbonhazard August 5, 2005

cpr toking

The process of toking (marijuana) by blowing the smoke directly into another person's mouth.
Resembles performing CPR.

"Last night my friends and I smoked a fat blunt, and then this hot chick and I started CPR toking."

by 'Miri January 15, 2006

cpu

CPU is a standard term for Central Processing Unit, which is also called the Processor of the computer.

how much ghz is ur cpu?

by <(( ^_^ ))> August 1, 2003

Cpkilla

His face will scar the untrained eye. Such a freak of nature truly is God's biggest mistake.
See also: DSAG

Cpkilla's face killed two thousand people.

by Marsh[H]are January 27, 2004

cpi

columns per inch, but dpi is mostly used today

"i got a 1600 cpi mouse!"

by iron_pyrite September 7, 2005

CPL (- Cost per load)

The CPL equation is pretty simple = how much money you spend on self pleasure.

Dude, my CPL (- Cost per load) is going through the fricking roof. Last night I spend $20 on squirt mags, $50 on a cam show and $5 on a tube of lube. Regardless, my CPL was Priceless

by johnny88 December 14, 2006

CPF

Charlie Puth's Fan. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD how good is he hahahahahah

She's a CPF, she must be gorgeous.

by realmate101 September 30, 2019