Theta cough

The disgusting recurring cough that you get from short theta chi boys.

I got the theta cough from being there three days in a row in their nasty house.

by 6767676767 October 13, 2025

saltric verbal coughing syndrome

saying, smelling or describing salt or a salty food or substance around a person with saltric verbal coughing syndrome can cause the person to cough aggressively and or worse, led them to loss of voice and moaning aggressively.

stop saying betty’s burgers fries! you’re making fun of my saltric verbal coughing syndrome!

by yunarns October 21, 2025

Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

Cough On My Clit

To be used in replacement of common profanities, such as “Damn”, “Dammit”, “Fuck”, “Shit”, etc.

“Cough on my clit I forgot to buy ketchup for the family cookout”
“Cough on my clit Judy we needed those budget sheets done yesterday!”

by DaddyWaldo November 8, 2025

a loose hamster always coughs twice

old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.

farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”

by firerose222 December 28, 2025

piece of cough

when you feel residue in the back of your throat you cannot cough out.

This piece of cough willn’t go away.

by 1poopoo8 February 8, 2025

Wooking Cough

when your attending a festival and you take too big of a bong hit with your bro macaroni and old man santana and can't stop coughing.

Brooooooo you gots that wooking cough!

by Gum-Shoe-Sleuth November 24, 2021