Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.

Wow that guy was totally cold spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Cold face

Facial expression that shows mixture of resentment and disappointment.

Why you give me cold face when I'm half hour late??!

by Rocky888 July 13, 2018

Cold turkey

When you say you’re going cold turkey, but are a cigarette addict

He went cold turkey

by Eekesteek August 2, 2018

cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid

I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!

by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022

Cold Played

To get yourself into something you can’t get out.

“They said buddy who stay down the street got caught trying to break in the store”, “Damn, he cold played.

by Major Montana May 23, 2021

Yorkshire cold

A particularly persistent northern STD

Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.

by English Rasputin September 26, 2023

Cold Choke

Having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your penis, causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle.

Good god, Liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke. It took me a good few minutes to get hard, but thankfully I blew my load all over her tits, like the whorish cunt she is. Even ZZ Top would have been proud of that pearl necklace.

by Big Rabes May 29, 2011