by Spicyboy2319 September 2, 2021
Get the Jack Clarkmug. A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.
by undeadfox March 21, 2022
Get the clark forkmug. Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.
"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
by LøCl October 7, 2021
Get the Emily Clarkemug. by womp womp womp womp March 7, 2024
Get the Callum Clarkmug. by bejhgsiuf February 24, 2017
Get the danielle clarkmug. A man that is has airplanes stuck up the ass almost as much as he's getting pegged by fish daily while he also sits on the floor while jacking off to cartoon females
by Lauren meengs June 24, 2022
Get the Adam clarkmug. "Femboy Friday", "Tummy Tuesdays" or "Subslut Sundays" Boris Clark does it all, transforming the Twitter space with his short-form content and artistic snapshots.
Chad 1: Did you hear Boris Clark made a new post?
Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!
Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!
by Ludix March 4, 2022
Get the Boris Clarkmug.