Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Beltjitsumaster

Nick clarke

A common sexual term in Newfoundland where homosexual men stick their fingers up their ass and claim to not be gay and sexually harass women

Oh boy he's doing the Nick Clarke again

Merch

Everyone's father's signature move besides the cigarettestorejitsu

Dad: I'm getting the belt
Friend: watch out he's gonna use his beltjitsu
Me: *proceeds to autistic screech as my father whoops my ass*

Merch

An elder God who shatters galaxies with .00000001 percent of his powers

Oh god he's gonna go shaggy on us lads

Merch