stuffing the cannon

When one cuts the sides of an individual's underwear then proceeds to fuck, or "stuff" the said underwear into the individual's anus until the underwear is completely within the individual.

Jesse totally stuffed his girlfriend's cannon last night... she's still in the hospital, but she's totally into stuffing the cannon.

by McWacket November 28, 2013

Fire it out the cannon

When you ejaculate an arsenal of sperms a significant distance, at least three feet. Usually followed by a sense of pride.

*Angela is giving Jon boy head*
Angela: Jon boy when you cum dont fire it out the cannon I just washed my hair okay!
Jon boy: ha I fired it out the cannon, im so pleased with myself!
Angela: its all in my hair Jon, you prick.
Jon Boy: haaa,
Angela: your not getting head for two weeks.
Jon boy: ohhhhh no pleaaaaase.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

Canadian King of Cannon

Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.

-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.

by KL4805 August 1, 2018

nickelodeon slime cannon

Masturbating to Nickelodeon girls, preferably not preteens.

Person 1: I got slimed at the Nickelodeon kid's awards!
person 2: Well I slimed kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's awards! I did a Nickelodeon Slime Cannon to Sam and Cat.
Person 1: Bitch your on that nonce shit.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Uh Oh Stinky Cannon

when you become a Human Shit Cannon but the shit is an Uh oh Stinky so you end up bombing your entire neighborhood on impact

No one would be alive to tell anyone they became an uh oh stinky cannon, because they would die the second the impact happened

by Uh Oh Skinky October 4, 2019

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021