Buttered Cat

a fat homeless bozo who makes rust videos in his mothers basement. Racist towards all british people.

Buttered cat is a fucking dumbass

by scroffy August 15, 2025

Buttered noodle

A person without tattoos

"Oh man, you don't have tattoos? You're a buttered noodle."

by anonymous September 12, 2025

Buttered Biscuit

A snus nicotine pouch (like a zyn) dipped into a baggie of cocaine.

"bro i just ripped an upper decky 6mg buttered biscuit, where these pledges at"

by ebkwgsp September 25, 2025

Buttered Sausage

Verb. The act ejaculating on a flaccid penis. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Painting the Shaft.

Ever since Hansen was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction, he’s been addicted to buttered sausage. “What it is, what it does, why is it doing what it’s doing, Get it out of my face.”

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

sly butcher

A homosexual man who engages in anal sex (i.e. he takes meat in through the back door), also implying that he does so secretly.

I always did think that Prime Minister a bit of a sly butcher.

by Gruntyface July 14, 2010

Cut Buttered Hoe

An insult meaning someone who is worse than a prostitute.

Ana: This one girl I know is a such a cut buttered hoe. Its kinda sad.

by skittlesneverlie November 12, 2011

Peanut buttered

A state of being unable to understand and follow a conversation whether because it is in a second language or one has a short attention span.

Highly relatable to Confused Asian Syndrome.

Person #1: I'm not sure about you, but personally I really enjoy a good chevre. I love its sour taste.

Person #2: No way man, for me it's classic American cheddar all the way. What do you think?

Person #3: huh?

Person #1: Just forget it man, she's totally peanut buttered.

by Duck Darth Dick June 17, 2013