breakfast swamp

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

by Beneficiary October 3, 2007

English Breakfast

When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).

"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"

by LVW October 6, 2019

Floridian Breakfast

The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.

Ain't nothing better than a Floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin' doe.

by Raschkor April 1, 2012

tahitian breakfast

when you put tasty fruits in your girls puss and eat her out!

i ate kiwi's off of lisa's pussy.that was agood tahitian breakfast!

by tha bishop November 15, 2006

greek breakfast

a frappe or similar iced coffee followed by a cigarette, then the glass is filled with water and drank over again followed by a second cigarette. The meal must be had sitting and if possible outside to maintain greekness.

Yiannis ate a greek breakfast this morning and he's having lamb for dinner.

by Foti Thesalonikos September 6, 2007

Texas Breakfast

When a girl is giving a BJ before 10am. She barfs on his stick. The guy then milks from his stick at the same time. The girl then gobbles and slurps it up and spits it into the guys mouth and he swallows it.

He is full from his texas breakfast!

by The Killer of Pigs October 17, 2018

Houdini's Breakfast

A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)

Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"

Female: "Yes! What will we have?"

Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"

by Skistin October 16, 2008