Bonzo Breakfast

A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.

"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"

"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."

"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"

"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."

"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"

Bonzo Breakfast by Pip the legend October 20, 2008

jacksonville breakfast 

to give a blow job first thing in the morning

Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.

jacksonville breakfast by clever clover November 23, 2009

tiger breakfast 

When you fuck your friend’s mom and then the next morning cook your friend breakfast like a caring father figure while calling them fatherly nicknames such as “tiger”, “champ”, or “big guy”.

Max was being a pretentious asshole, so this morning I put him back in his place and served him a big ol’ tiger breakfast. You should have seen the look on his face when I put the eggs on his place and called him “champ.”

tiger breakfast by glashcash July 3, 2021

full Liverpool breakfast 

A cuppa tea and a ciggy.

No matter how many bevvies she had consumed the night before, Cilla always made sure she got out of bed to prepare her children a full Liverpool breakfast.

full Liverpool breakfast by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

head and breakfast 

When your girl gives you head while you eat cinnamon toast crunch

Bro I got some dank head and breakfast this morning... me and my biddie both feasted!

head and breakfast by Jacobcod May 11, 2017

french breakfast 

To skip eating breakfast entirely and just have coffee and a cigarette

Eaten this morning yet? Nah, just going outside for a french breakfast

french breakfast by CivilianTarget January 28, 2008

the breakfast club

the best movie i have ever seen. its funny and drmatic at the same time. its about five people who are completely different, having to spend a day in detention together. They come to relaize that their differences can bring them closer, and in many ways theyre a lot alike. the "impossible" was reached (having them all relate) and they formed the breakfast club. greatest movie iv seen so far in my life.

"you may not talk, you may not move from these seats, and you may not sleep"

the breakfast club by bfastclubfan July 7, 2005