Brandon

Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.

That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.

by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020

Brandon

Sexiest in the world. Has a big nob 😉

Brandon has a big nob
I wish I was a Brandon

by Branner64 January 9, 2018

Brandon

A small dicked, homophobic gay, that always has dry cum on his chin. Also referred to as “Birthmark Brandon”.

“Holy shit, ima bout to give her Brandon’s birthmark!”

by AlexLibro October 29, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is an okay person.... he’s a-bit of a wankerand a massive pervert he is in love with Brooke Busbyand Carmen Kassia

brandon: I love you Carmen

Carmen: no...

by rexoc1237281! April 20, 2020

Brandon

Homosexual male also known as poof

Hey look at him he’s brandon

by JTarr July 19, 2018

Brandon

Someone with an incredibly small penis

Person 1: would you date brad?
Person 2: I would, but I heard he’s a bit of a Brandon.

by BigBoyGamer March 5, 2020

Brandon

A HOTTT guy, he’s super smart and hot as frick. He is a player and all the girls like him, but if u see him you would understand why. He makes you feel special and beautiful. He’s not everyone’s dream boyfriend but he sure is a heck of a catch!

Man I wish I had a Brandon!!

by Kit_kat2505 June 2, 2018