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Brandon

Brandon is a nice guy, handsome shows off but is very kind and sweet. Has a lot of crushes but is always funny and amazing!
Bill: are u still with Olivia
Brandon : yea of course
by Mollie Surely November 12, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon
screw brandon
by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021
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Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
Omg, Brandon is soo funny
by sexy mommy June 4, 2019
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Brandon

"Brandon sucks"
by USuckBrandon October 24, 2017
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Brandon

A self centered liar that is weak and has a micro chode
Brandon is a gayford he cant even jack off its so small
by cloppy February 21, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon
Oh my god have you talked to Brandon today?

No, I haven’t paid him yet, so he keeps ignoring me.
by lavagirl68 October 26, 2018
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Brandon

An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.
by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019
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