cow boobs

When your boobs "hang". The term derives from the udders of a cow, the all popular farm animal. see Claire Smith.

"Dude check out them cow boobs!"
"...sure id milk her. Im not one to miss the opportunity of some luscious cow boobs..."
"Theyre not just boobs. Theyre cow boobs."

by Farmer Giles April 11, 2005

christmas boobs

a man is entitled to viewing at least one PAIR of brests on christmas, because we all know the rest of the gifts pretty much suck.

i was disappointed because i got no christmas boobs this year

by buckett_t._great December 30, 2008

teardrop boobs

Boobs that are shaped like a tear, small at the top with a gradual increase in size to have a rounded bottom.

"Those teardrops can't be real"
"Honey, will you buy my some teardrop boobs?"

by Tramod September 9, 2004

Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!

by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013

Mosquito boobs

Boobs so small, that they look like they're mosquito bites.

Jesse has a beautiful face and a great ass, but she also has mosquito boobs.

by erp01 May 22, 2016

national show me your boobs day

show your boobs to your special someone on October 14th!

hey baby is national show me your boobs day ;)

by Niack October 14, 2020

Salma boobs

Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.

Yup, look: she has Salma boobs. Let's start sucking.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009