The uncontrollable urge to reproduce that consumes a female while she is holding a baby. This gut instinct/desire is completely independent of her true thoughts on having (and raising!) children.
Meredith never wanted kids, but every time she held her niece, her mind went blank and her ovaries starting churning--all was complete and perfect in the world. Truly nutty biology was at work- she was having a womb boner.
by Becky Slater December 18, 2010
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Get the boner bash mug.The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.
during gym class......
Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over
Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over
by SuydamGoodName September 17, 2009
Get the boner stance mug.Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.
Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.
Girl - I know right????
Girl - I know right????
by "Meat"ball June 19, 2009
Get the Accidental Boner mug.When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)
by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010
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Get the Clothes Boner mug.A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
He : Dude... It's HUGE
She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.
*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.
*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
by VickyVixen December 25, 2009
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