black thumb

In the Wasteland from the Mad Max series a black thumb is someone who is extraordinarily gifted at maintaining and caring for motor vehicles

Tom Hardy: Are you a black thumb?
Nicolaus Hoult: Yes? I can keep her running

by Ghozty May 30, 2022

black anaconda

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.

Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."

by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010

black walnut

When your multiple dingleberries attach via whatever means and create a larger solid that, due to your butt cheeks, form into the shape of a walnut.

Dude, I haven't showered in days and just had to remove a huge black walnut from my ass hair. It was horrible.

by Trombone77 August 11, 2021

Black Linked

An act of trolling where a link to Rebecca Black's Friday, is put instead of a legitimate link.
This leads to frustration and a horrendous tune stuck in one's head for days.

Facebook Friend: Yo, dude I'm having some trouble with that homework.

Me: Dude, just check out this video, it explains it all (links to Rebecca Black's "Friday")

Facebook Friend: Wtf dude!

Me: You've just been Black linked.

by Trollnen October 25, 2011

aleistar black

A badass professional wrestler that has amazing theme music and a road house kick called black mass that makes Peter Griffin and Patrick Swayze shed a tear.

Hey Adam Cole and Ricochet are great but aleistar black is probably gonna make you think different.

by StickyMilk January 18, 2018

Charcoal black

A nigga that is so black he is invisible without the use of a torch

oh my god, I almost didn’t see him. That nigga is fully charcoal black.

by Alskdkfjg June 26, 2019

black pigeon

a genuinely kind person who is usually camp. they are nervous at first but will become calmer after knowing you a while. they get ill easily but fight the illness of every time.

he's one black pigeon
he looks very nervous, he must be a very black pigeon
he's always ill he must be a black pigeon

by FreddyPigeon November 2, 2013