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Beard-nod

The gesture a bearded man gives to another bearded fellow as a greeting, farewell or salute.

To give a proper beard-nod a man must:
1. Raise his hand right hand to his beard/chin
2. Stroke his chin with his index finger and thumb while giving a nod in the direction of the other bearded man
3. remain SILENT!!!!
"Did you say 'goodbye' to Matthew?" asked Tanner
"There was no need! I gave him a beard-nod instead!" replied Paul.

OR!

"Did you see that!?!" questioned Tanner.
"Oh Yes! That was a beard-nod! It's i how two bearded men say 'hello'!" answered Dayne.
by NESPax November 27, 2011
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beardcheese

The nasty particles, to include, but not limited to, dead skin, food, etc., which work their way out of someone's beard.
Vernon is constantly stroking his beard and now his desk and keyboard are covered with "beardcheese".
by Jessie 92 January 20, 2014
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beard of allah

A big black hairy snatch

Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
The muff on her was big black and bushy .
A proper beard of Allah
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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Darin Beard

Kind of cool...and kind of gay all at the same time.
Can be shortened to DB
Dude the fact that you have a pink shirt with Chuck Norris on it makes you a total Darin Beard.
by Muchaco March 22, 2010
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santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
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Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??
by Braam October 9, 2014
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half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.
LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.
by dkizzle September 15, 2007
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