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Monopoly Batman 

Noun: One who plays monopoly with such rage and, drives such hard bargains as batman would to his enemies. A monopoly batman will probably persuade you into deals that are probably terrible for you and only beneficial for the monopoly batman. It is obnoxious and frustrating to play monopoly with a monopoly batman.
"Harley was being such a monopoly batman when he took park place from me! I really want to stop playing now."
Monopoly Batman by allecat941 December 6, 2009
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holy bananas batman 

A phrase used when in shock or in excitement.
Johnny: Dude! Check out that MILF!
Brian: Holy Bananas Batman!!!
holy bananas batman by Bee Ryan. January 4, 2010

I'm Batman

The ultimate badass introduction. Say this upon meeting someone tough and they'll never mess with you.
Thug: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman
I'm Batman by Gary Trimarchi November 4, 2007

I'm Batman

A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.
Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"

You: " I'm Batman."

Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"
I'm Batman by ICanSeeYouFap June 28, 2011

holy inflatable shark, Batman! 

Interjection, similar to holy cow!

From the classic, campy Batman: The Movie starring Adam West. Robin (Burt Ward) had a habit of making strange exclamations (Holy Polaris, Holy Sardine, Holy Captain Nemo... you get the idea.

At one point in the movie, Batman is attacked by--you guessed it--an inflatable shark, against which he must defend himself whilst the faithful Robin runs to get the shark-repellent bat spray.

Should be exclaimed loudly and dramatically, for maximum campy effect.
Holy inflatable shark, Batman! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

I'm Batman

This is probably the only sentence worth saying in life. You can use it to finish any sentence too, you know because I'm Batman...
Sheila: Going to the movies tonight?
Me: I'm Batman.

Jimbobalucazade: How are you today?
Me: I'm Batman

*Argument*
Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit.
Me: I'm Batman
Class: OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wins Argument*
I'm Batman by Qwsde April 23, 2013

it's simple: kill the batman 

The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City
1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"