Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 7, 2025

Rage bating

Instead of getting pissed off by an intentionally inflammatory news story… you jerk off to it instead.

I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.

by Gboyzie November 9, 2025

Rage bating

Instead of getting pissed off by an intentionally inflammatory news story… you jerk off to it instead.

I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.

by Gboyzie November 9, 2025

People-bathing

Going out and socializing with other people, typically used for people who can't go outside without being noticed as a popular figure.

I was people-bathing in a Chili's, and a lot of fans ended up forming a line to talk with me.

by Biscuitimus December 5, 2025

Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

by Dinkywink June 17, 2021

Casting the Batwing

Casting "THE BATWING" Occurs on special occasions and festive holidays when one purches on a bed with the outer leg extending across to the adjacent bed side table. In an attempt to show flattery the male takes his BallSack in both hands and ---STRETCHES---it as taught as possible making his Sack appear semi-transparent. The light from the bed side lamp then shines through the BallSack casting it's glorious shadow upon the unsuspecting...

CASTING THE BATWING
I was feelin' O-SO-FRESH last night and decided I was going to take our relationship to the next level.. So I called my girl into the back room and stopped her short with "THE BATWING"....And there it was, shadow casting down upon her in all its vany glory!
A single tear rolls down her cheek as she replies "I Do!"

by DumpsterFire911 January 7, 2026

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

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Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

Everly Davis, Beverly Babineaux, Marianne Mavis

by Death Menace August 19, 2023