Jack Barakat is a highly dangerous man who will steal your boyfriend namely alex gaskarth because he doesnt want anyone else.
' Jack Barakat please. Don't take Alex from me. He's my husband! Jack Barakat no- stop kissing Alex. Oh god Jimmy get out.'
'Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK BARAKAT GET OFF HIM HE'S MINE . HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK BARAKAT IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BARAKAT BACK OFF. NO JACK BARAKAT . STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK BARAKAT ? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.'
'Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK BARAKAT GET OFF HIM HE'S MINE . HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK BARAKAT IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BARAKAT BACK OFF. NO JACK BARAKAT . STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK BARAKAT ? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.'
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a no good hack that only ran for president because he new he would win due to the fact that he is black and democrat. if you voted for him you have been a major tool. have a fun 4 years.
Mike: hey ted, you hear about Barock Obama's new health care reform.
Ted: no, what about it.
Mike: well if we re-elect obama, we should see results by the end of his second term.
Ted: yayyyy.
Ted: no, what about it.
Mike: well if we re-elect obama, we should see results by the end of his second term.
Ted: yayyyy.
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2. Screwed over.
3. Butt raped with no lube.
2. Screwed over.
3. Butt raped with no lube.
1." Man I just got my paycheck and half of my money is gone. I just got Baracked".
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5. "My friend just sat me up on this blind date. I was Baracked this Biotch is 400 lbs!!!!!"
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3. "I just got Baracked by a tornado, my entire house is gone."
4. "$4.51 a gallon!!! Citgo just Baracked me."
5. "My friend just sat me up on this blind date. I was Baracked this Biotch is 400 lbs!!!!!"
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