Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.

by JerinDd February 19, 2020

Wank Bandit

The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.

Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”

by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020

Wheaton Bandit

Bank Robber that has robbed several banks, some more than once, around the Wheaton, Illinois area. He hasn't been caught, but a man approached him while he was believed to be casing his next robbery and since then has vanished. Police believe he may have a military or law enforcement background due to how he handles the handgun used in his robberies.

Man, my friend is like the Wheaton Bandit. He used to steal stuff all the time and never got caught.

by BB555 December 30, 2012

Alphabet Bandit

A member of the LGBTQIA movement.

Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.

by Tony Button November 25, 2019

brick bandits

brick bandits are feared by the people of criminality, the brick bandits consist of stikiman, goggles, nezzy and brick the bandits kill everyone that get in there way, the people of crim have nightmares and wake in distress, everybody leaves the server at the arrival brick bandits because they rampage through everyone and leave nothing but a bloody trail behind.

fear the brick bandits

by marcus o conner July 4, 2023

Stick Bandit

A well known white crackhead founded in central el paso texas. Is known to break sticks against head and or twirl them.

Oh no stick bandit is breaking sticks against his head again

by Johnweinersnitchel July 17, 2022

The Blue Bandit

Alias of Jishwa from "The Saga" story.

Jishwa583 aka "The Blue Bandit"

by Jishwa583 November 8, 2023