The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.
This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020
Get the Wank Banditmug. by TT040302 November 8, 2020
Get the Fudge Banditmug. one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.
Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!
by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019
Get the Flower Banditmug. Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.
by JerinDd February 19, 2020
Get the Pasta banditmug. by Bounce Crown June 28, 2016
Get the Bandit's Jackpotmug. A well known white crackhead founded in central el paso texas. Is known to break sticks against head and or twirl them.
by Johnweinersnitchel July 17, 2022
Get the Stick Banditmug. by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018
Get the skirt banditmug.