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Wank Bandit

The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020
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Fudge Bandit

An insult one uses jokingly towards his mate who is a homosexual
“James you fudge bandit stop fucking around and come on call”
by TT040302 November 8, 2020
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Flower Bandit

one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.
Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!
by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019
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Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.
by JerinDd February 19, 2020
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Bandit's Jackpot

A bandit's jackpot is what happens when a fecal expulsion resembles the winnings of a slot machine.
That shit was horrible, it was like I won the Skegness lottery, proper bandit's jackpot.
by Bounce Crown June 28, 2016
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Stick Bandit

A well known white crackhead founded in central el paso texas. Is known to break sticks against head and or twirl them.
Oh no stick bandit is breaking sticks against his head again
by Johnweinersnitchel July 17, 2022
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skirt bandit

Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.
"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!
by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018
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