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Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
by JNS Memes May 30, 2018
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bollockchops

name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.
ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.
by ewan February 11, 2004
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bollock

ha bollock
by a palmer December 17, 2003
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Bollock Board

A small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the testicles of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. The board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn't want his balls slapping against his mates and prevents 'skin to skin' or 'bollock to bollock' contact. Could even prevent premature ejaculation for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.
Rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his balls making contact with Colins. Simply drawing round his testicles on an old Weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure Bollock Board.
by The Testicle Team October 31, 2011
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bollocky chops

A comment directed to one whose "chops" (or face if you like) are bollocky.
"Oi! 'urry it up bollocky chops!"
by MartinDG June 26, 2006
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bollockchops

Bollockchops is exclamation of sudden anger or fright. wank fuck shit
Dick: Harry have you done you essay for today?
Harry: Bollockchops, Miss is going to kill me.
by Beth Reid March 4, 2008
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bollockstothis.com

A phrase used when diagreeing or refusing to do something.
Mum: Reece was it you who stole her Money?

Reece: Oh bollockstothis.com im going upstairs!
by Chapas December 21, 2009
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