Wife bob

A hair style often resorted to by married women where the hair is cut very short. Most woman resort to this style of hair after they get married because they no longer have to impress anyone and don't want to deal with long hair anymore.
After 6 months of marriage my wife cut her hair into the classic wife bob. I don't like it.
by Double TTT March 30, 2014
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Bob Hale

(Fictional) Helicopter obsessed, eccentric, lovable HHTV reporter who presents potted histories at high speed on Horrible Histories. Also known as the Silver Fox, Bob Hale is portrayed by the actor Laurence Rickard (in heavy prosthetic make-up in series 2, 3 and 4).
"And now over to Bob Hale with the Civil War Report."
by Larryrules May 29, 2012
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Smiling Bob

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context
Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!
by psycholilbunny July 07, 2010
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Hooky-Bobbing

Hooking or grasping on to the rear bumper of a car or truck when the road is covered in snow and ice. The motorist often doesn't know the youth is squatted down behind the car hanging on to the rear bumper. The 'Hooky-Bobber' gets a free and dangerous ride. Hooky-Bobbing is mostly for a joy-ride, but can be a way to get home from school. The dangers include inhaling car exhaust, motorists traveling at high rates of speed. Rock,gravel,sand and sewer covers in the road that have melted the snow and/or ice resulting in the Hooky-Bobber to be tossed off the rear bumper. Also often times, mittens or gloves get stuck/frozen to the rear bumper.
"Dude! Look at the snow coming down! I can't wait for school to get out to go Hooky-Bobbing!"
by Raider Quinn October 21, 2007
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Bob Ross

Modern painter and telivison teacher. Known for his large, white-man 'fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. Often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a 'friend' to the first. Paints against an all black background and is often shown on PBS in the wee hours of the morning.
"My botany Professor talks exactly like Bob Ross. He keeps calling flowers and trees 'happy' and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. And cause of his voice, I have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture."
by kwashia February 01, 2005
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bob face

the face one may pull whilst being tea bagged.
tracey put on her best "bob face" as simon gently lowered his balls into her mouth.
by deanbob April 23, 2008
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The Bobs Syndrome

1) A phrase that derives from the movie Office Space, when consultants(The Bobs) are brought in ask what people do for the company, thus asking the employees to justify their positions in said company.
2) Someone suffering from this syndrome is someone at work, that at present time(past and future as well) nobody can figure out what exactly it is they do for 8+ hours each day. Question it all you want, but it is still a mystery.
Co-worker 1: "Where the hell is he? I have no idea what the hell he does here everyday. Seems like a whole lot of nothing."
Co-worker 2: "It is nothing, always nothing, if you take out the complaining. He has serious issues, one of them being that he has what people in the field called The Bobs Syndrome."
by The MI Shocker December 06, 2013
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