Vodka Blanket 

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol before going out clubbing in the winter months, in order to maintain a feeling of warmth, when one is too cheap to pay for coat check-in but still wants to wear skimpy clothes.

I want to wear shorts to the club tonight but it's going to be bloody freezing, so I'll have to wear my vodka blanket.

Vodka Blanket by inconvenientwalrus August 6, 2011

pig in blanket 

To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.

Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.

pig in blanket by KeepItTidy February 12, 2008

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

human wet blanket by GlazeHer May 12, 2014

Mexican Blanket 

When someone gives a man a handjob and then wipes the cum down his back.

Mary gave Joe a Mexican Blanket to get back at him for the donkey punch he gave her.

Mexican Blanket by meagan F August 16, 2008

sploosh blanket 

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

sploosh blanket by kraken32 April 19, 2010

Russian Blanket 

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.

Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket

Russian Blanket by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012

breathing blanket

A living breathing human being one shares a bed with; often a lover, who provides warmth in bed with hugs and cuddles, even in the absence of an actual blanket or duvet.

Agie: I had a cold sleepless night, Robert didn't come home.
Kate: oh, I'm so sorry, no breathing blanket to keep you warm...

breathing blanket by Njoff February 5, 2014