sick beans

an exclamation of happiness; to show ones approval.
copyrighted by kieran doyle and lewis mackie.(but not really)

"lad, some random bird just pure sucked me dick for no reason!"
"sick beans lad!" *high five*

by thatsexyonefromunholydivide March 17, 2009

batsen

A Dutch word for having sexual intercourse.

Guy: What means batsen?
Dutch guy: Batsen means having sex.

by EmmaBatstJou September 6, 2007

Magical Beans

Code Name for Drugs

'yo dudee gimme some of them magical beans'

by whosaidthatonethere October 18, 2009

beans on toast

adj. describes something that it is really good, not completely spectacular perhaps, but definitely worth praising. If it's extra special, 'beans on toast with cheese on top' is also appropriate.

As an aside, I'd like to take issue with 'anonymous' who has also posted a definition of 'beans on toast'.

Firstly, is this website a recipe board of some sort? Don't the definitions have to have an alternative or slang meaning? Will we be seeing 'cheeseburger, a beef patty between two halves of a sesame seed bun' on here next?

Secondly, not even the British consider beans on toast a delicacy. It's a quick and easy snack, that's all.

Thirdly, 'why do you need the toast?' Why not have toast? Do you only ever eat one food group at a time? Are you saying you'd eat spaghetti bolognese without the spaghetti? Or is this some sort of Atkins diet concern you have?

Aaaand relax...

"Did you see the new series of Spaced?"

"Yeah, that programme is beans on toast."

"...with cheese on top."

by juba73 January 16, 2005

bealsing

The act of forcible sexual intercourse, and if done properly, the victim stops breathing.

The bealsing was considered successful after she stopped breathing.

by Shakelford, Rusty June 24, 2006

Beanshooter

One who lies and/or exaggerates about anything and everything, from what they ate for breakfast to the incredibly ridiculous things that happened to them the night before.

fckin beanshooter

by Divalicious4321 May 26, 2010

poverty beams

"Poverty Beams" are the glare producing headlights that lower class and/or undereducated persons have created by putting cheap HID retrofit plug and play capsules into older, conventional halogen headlight housings, in a vain, failed attempt make their old, valueless car appear more modern and upscale. The telltale glare of Poverty Beams is like a bat-signal of poorness that alerts anyone within visible range that the owner of said $80 ebay modification doesn't have two nickels to rub together. The bright glare of poverty beams is a failed attempt by the lower class to mimick the bright, white light emitted by projector HID headlights that modern, luxurious cars come from the factory with. The problem that said lower class persons don't understand is that a projector lens is needed in front of the extremely bright light emitted by an HID arc to focus it. Poverty beams result in a tell-tale glare to oncoming drivers because an HID arc scattered by a conventional halogen reflector results in a bright but unfocused beam, and poor quality pattern. Most often seen on $1500 junker police auction crown vics, chevy impalas, old expeditions, and lots of old junk imports like Honda civics. A real projector HID retrofit can be performed to most older cars to update their headlight performance to be on par with modern cars that come standard with projector HID's, but none of the cars you will see Poverty Beams on are ever worth such cost.

Look at the Poverty Beams coming down the road on that vomit comet crown vic. Damn, you know that guy works at Burger King.

by NUTBAGZILLA September 17, 2013