orgasm beat

Upon having an orgasm, the "double heartbeat" that pounds in your chest, both beating at different times and creating a melody of orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend made me cum so good, I had an orgasm beat.. Its like I had 2 heartbeats making a rhythm in my chest.

by ArmHair August 25, 2010

fat beat

a beat produced by percussion instruments that usually consist of a heavy bass. as the bass booms, lighter parts such as the snare and high hat are kind of just hangin there as the bass is so heavy, it kinda drowns out the rest, but some how still sounds kick-ass

guy one: "hey did you hear jay-z's new song with alicia keys?"
guy two: "oh yes, it had such a fat beat, it made me wanna explode from the bass power, but somehow it sounded awesome!"

by 69ish December 8, 2011

Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.

"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."

by yungmunch February 12, 2010

bad beat

Poker phrase about an improbable loss on a hand of cards. Means that you started the hand way ahead but got outdrawn, thus you suffered a bad beat.

Many casinos and card rooms offer extra incentives and jackpots for very bad beats (such as losing with four of a kind).

Playing Texas Hold-Em'...

I have 2-3
You have A-A

Flop comes A-2-K
Turn is a 2
River is a 2

In this hypothetical, I put a bad beat on you since your three Aces was way out in front of my pair of 2's after the flop.

by ACG2x December 30, 2004

I'm not beat

Not desperate or easy to disrespect

"I texted him already today and he hasn't responded. He thinks I'm going to hit him up again? I'm not beat. On to the next one"

"I'm not going to clean up this house after you threw a party with all your bum friends. You do it! I'm not beat!"

by Ralphy J January 12, 2012

Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 4, 2004

beat meat

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

by LG-MAT July 28, 2008