Ice Attack

When you raise the glass you're drinking from a little bit too high to get the last drops out and the ice falls forward and hits you in the face.

Sarah was drinking the last of a nice glass of iced tea when suddenly there was an Ice Attack on her face.

by PseudonymousAwesomeness December 29, 2010

Fail Attack

When you have a spazz attack that results in a major FAIL

She had a fail attack when she jerked her arm spazztically and broke it.

by sportsman333 October 10, 2009

sak attack

A common occurence involving drunk young adults, when a young man exposes his testicles which are then attacked by common house pets. It can also refer to an angry women who bites off the testicles of her male partner. Most men die from this.

Dude, my parrot did a total sak attack on me last night, I was so wasted!
Or
Hey did u hear bout dat girl that's in jail? She pulled a sak attack on her man and he died!

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

smart attack

That heart-stopping moment when you realize that as a teacher, or a firefighter or a small business owner...or any other hard-working middle class American...that voting Republican is voting against your own best interests.

Joanne: You are NOT going to believe this! Fireman Tom is voting for President Obama!

Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!

Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...

by Mammy Yokum November 3, 2012

[Skull Attack]

Derived from the SA in the name of welsh beer 'Brains SA.' The reason being after a few pints of brains the resulting hangover will be so bad you will feel as if you're skull is under attack.

Rhys: 'I feel like a pig shat in my head'

Huw: 'Skull Attack was it last night boyo!'

by Lord Manhammer January 13, 2009

Attack Chicken

A dance very similar to the "Funky Chicken" except, you grab your right ankle with your left hand and grab the back of your head and attack!

Guy1: YO DUDE, HOW BOUT DAT ATTACK CHICKEN?
Guy2: I get myself friends by doing that.

Guy1: I shall...defeat you with my...ATTACK CHEECKEN!
Guy2: Oh no...how will I...SURVIVE?

by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS January 13, 2008

Fanic Attack

An intense attack of anxiety experienced while watching your favorite TV show. Characterized by feelings of impending doom, and/or trembling, sweating, pounding heart and throwing things at your television set.

OMG. I had a total fanic attack when Lois disappeared through time halfway into the season eight finale of Smallville.

by Cyclonekat February 3, 2010