animality

n. The distinctive factors which characterize an individual animal. Akin to personality, it refers to the temperament, lifestyle, and social nature of an animal.

People often refer to their pets or other animals as having "personalities," but animals are not people or persons. "Animality" avoids personification and anthropomorphism, and thus is a more targeted conception of the unique characteristics of individual animals.

by jps1 August 25, 2007

Anime Poisoning

A symptom caused by over-exposure to anime. Often results in people dressing up as characters. (Not for Halloween, just for general life) Victims will also use random mispronounced Japanese words in conversation. They will eat sushi or noodles for every meal, have an unhealthy obsession with ninjas, draw pictures of characters, and will insist on asking you if you like certain animes. Answering 'No.' will most certainly result in being called 'a giant super-baka'. They often write stories featuring anime characters in oddly sexual situations. Some will cary around a notebook which they genuinely believe has the power to kill. (If this were true, there would be very little sufferers from Anime Poisoning. As they'd all be dead.)

Best prescribed treatment is to punch the affected person in the face. Repeat until cured or dead, whichever comes first.

The following examples are all real situations. They have happened before and most likely will happen again.

Anime Poisoned Girl: Look at me! I'm not sitting in a normal way! I must be L! That makes me super-kawaii!
Me: Please die.

Fat girl in store: They don't have any cosplay wigs. This sucks, let's go.
I laughed uncontrollably. Fortunately, I hid behind a book.

Overheard in internet café: Look, Suzie-chan! They got DeiSasu Yaoi on this site!
Someone else: Shut up.

Stranger at school: Hey! Do you like Naruto?!
Me: No. I don't even know you. Please fuck off.
Stranger: Wow, you must be such a baka. Naruto for the win! It's kakkoii.
Me: Ugh.

Anime Poisoning is a deadly disease. Stamp it out.

by EdiblePencil June 3, 2010

animal wonder

a lucious alcoholic who double fifths to the dome. Often rips shirt and booty bumps in bars for hours on end and has no memory the next day.

Did you see that guy on the bar last night? He was booty bumpin with 2 fifths in each hand and he got kicked out. What was he? He was an animal wonder.

by pig animal August 1, 2009

Dirty Fuckin Animal

The most disgusting creature to ever drag its ass across the surface of this earth.

That bitch is a dirty fuckin animal.

I shouldn't be talking you dirty fuckin animal

Kids like Sean Reid are dirty fuckin animals.

by Dylan Campbell June 1, 2013

Social Animal

A social animal is essentially an extrovert.

A confident, outgoing person that enjoys and is comfortable within all social situations, a social animal is not one to shy away from a party (see also party animal) , event or any other form of social gathering.

You can count on Kathryn to be out, she's a social animal!

by K@-x June 23, 2010

anime

a common term for japanese animation, usually based off of manga (japanese graphic novels). it often recieves hate here in the western world because some people havent really seen it or they think all animation is for children. usually, with the exception of studio bones, the animation itself is very lack-luster. something comon i've read here on urban dictionary is that its, "the legal way to jerk it to an 8 year old.", this is not true, while many anime's do actually have quite a bit of sexual humor, you cant call it that. however it has recieved much popularity here for the teenage demographic as well. also another thing is people known as weeaboo, people who get WAAAAAAAAAY over obsessive over anime, and otaku, the japanese term for a geek, or in america's case, people who are really into anime but dont exactly cross into weeaboo terratory, are shut ins with no life, again not true.

guy: hey lets go watch some cowboy bebop.

anime hater: yeah its the only one of those animes thats actually any good

by ONIMUSHA11 October 27, 2010

Anime Girl

girls that are in their teens with HUGE boobs.

Person 1: I AM LIKE FOURTEEN BUT MY BOOBS ARE HUUUGE LIKE AN ANIME GIRL
Person 2: DAYUMMMM! Wanna bang?

by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017