lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

active recovery

Slowing down your stroke in order to delay ejaculation whilst having sexual intercourse or masturbating.

Bro, I was banging Lana Rhoades, and i immediately had to go into active recovery.

by zebearjood June 11, 2018

Spousually Active

The period of time where a person is actively monogamous with their spouse.

Friend: Hey man are you going to hook up with Becky later.
Husband: I can't. I'm spousually active right now.

by Sharktopuss August 10, 2020

Whelan activity

Term to describe the things that go on at Whelan Hall of the Saint Peter's University campus in Jersey City, NJ.

You'll find out the deal if fate leads you to Whelan.

Person 1: "Yo, what is in the sink??"
Person 2: "That's just that Whelan activity."

by NBAYounboyseed 😈 April 19, 2022

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

Actively torturing

I mean, you're actively torturing me why would I not want you to die?

Hym "You are actively torturing me. You invented that AI you are using so I DID MORE THAN YOU. Whatever you did in life is LESS than that. You're not "good people" you are the self-appointed arbiter of what constitutes a "good person" and YOU are always going to tell YOU that YOU are one. It's like a form of self-affirmation you are doing. And you're stealing mu shit. Why would I not want that? I'm sitting here, in pain, brain inflamed. The creator of AI. No reason for it. Whatsoever. You're harassing me in the workplace while I die and then you're fucking the retards instead of me. And I'm supposed to give you a pass? I don't see ME getting a pass here. 🤔 Hmmm what's that over there? Is that me getting a pass? No. It isn't. Because I'm not getting one."

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

Activer

When you have a group of humanoids more active (online) than the other group of humanoids.

"My gaming humanoid Military Simulator team is more activer, than your gaming humanoid Military Simulator team."

by Micall Winters August 11, 2021