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Flaming Asshole

Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.
I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.
by Pool bitch January 5, 2022
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hot cup of asshole

Someone who exceeds the boundaries of a normal "asshole" so much that one remains almost speechless.
Stan kicked your mother's cavernous bat cave? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Your mother is a hot cup of asshole.
by MB87 September 29, 2010
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Angry ball of asshole

A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form

or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!

Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.

Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah

I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!

Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.
by tsunbot July 13, 2011
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Dune buggy asshole

An unsociable member of society who frequents sand duned areas, and drives specially modified vehicles in these areas. The Dune buggy asshole has little regard for public safety and will not hesitate to run over both persons or property who stand in his way.
That Dune buggy asshole just tore up my goddam lawn!

The sooner these Dune buggy assholes get arrested the better.

It was a peaceful day down at the beach until a bunch of Dune buggy assholes turned up.
by dunebuggypilot March 11, 2014
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Pull an Ashlee

When you've been holding your bowels for too long and quickly have to make a mad dash for the can at work with air freshener in hand!
Holy cow my belly hurts, I'm going to pull an Ashlee!
by dentaldiva85 December 20, 2016
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Asshole Accountant

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.
"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
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Ashley

Is a Sweet girl that's misunderstood. She can Stand in the rain and cry her eyes out. Even she Can lose the battle but still win the war. Either way,Ashley is very shy and can be humble at times. She learns from her mistakes and Could care less if you hate her. Sometimes she would be at the worse point in her life,But she would still look at you and smile even though she cant brighten her own day. She isn't a Bitch,So she doesn't get into much fights.If she loses a friend She will try everything to get them back,Afraid she might lose them for good. Ashley isn't The nicest girl you will ever know, but she's the girl you will regret losing.
May: Ashley,What's wrong?

Ashley: Oh,Nothing. (:

May: Okay. *walks away*

Ashley: *whispers* Everything...
by xxblackshadowsxx August 9, 2010
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