dog

a white blob of death that consumes all cats and has the ability to melt itself down to the size that can fit on your lap.
Its f***ucking adorable

Petting dogs is cool. Billy pets dogs. Billy is a cool dude.

by fakatorpedo October 26, 2018

Dog

Something your mom will never buy you

Me: I want a dog
Mom: tf

by crispysalads March 8, 2019

Dog

Definitely a cat in disguise

"I iz dog no cat£

by None of ya dam business December 28, 2018

Dog

Most are utterly useless, but we love them anyways.

That police dog is among the few dogs that actually do work.

by BeesWhomstMine June 12, 2018

Dog

A cute little puppy that is now your bestie

A dog is a man's best friend.

by Solem's Golden Fork June 12, 2018

Dog

The cure for depression

Person: Aww man, I'm so sad.
Dog: *comes over*
Person: Aww yeah, I'm so happy.

by Another Typical Duck May 21, 2022

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021