by Iron taste like blood September 03, 2021
A loving sweet boy who cares for everyone in his life loves music and doesn’t really focus on stuff that don’t matter
by Jordynbrady9 July 20, 2019
A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.
by Major Obvious June 05, 2015
Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.
Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018
by Big brother John February 01, 2019
A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.
1 being - I wouldn’t hit that
2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would
3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t
and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
1 being - I wouldn’t hit that
2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would
3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t
and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
by spencer.oc October 10, 2017
Johnny is an outstanding guy, he might be quiet but oh boy is he deadly . He gets all the girls in the world and will maybe leave you with only ONE. He’s a smart white boy who basically gets money and fucks bitches. You would love to have Johnny burns in ur life . The kid also is funny like fawkkkkk he’s a 10/10
by HFS tahjea January 20, 2022