by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Smart Person: Hey you know what day it is?
Stupid Person: November 9th?
Smart Person: No, it’s National Alyssa Day idiot!
Stupid Person: November 9th?
Smart Person: No, it’s National Alyssa Day idiot!
by deeznutsballs November 9, 2021

November 9th is nostalgia day! It's where you dress up in old clothing and do old things you did previously.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, Why are you wearing your old dress?
Girlfriend: Babe! It's November 9th!
Boyfriend: Oh no! I'll be back.
Girlfriend: Babe! It's November 9th!
Boyfriend: Oh no! I'll be back.
by cloversome gaysome November 9, 2021

Today is April 9th it’s the day you suffocate your girlfriend with love and only princess treatment is accepted
by Lolita99 April 9, 2023

by Yokima September 9, 2022

by CR1T1CALHITZ October 22, 2019
