April 9th

National spoil your girlfriend with love day

Today is April 9th it’s the day you suffocate your girlfriend with love and only princess treatment is accepted

by Lolita99 April 9, 2023

May 9th

May 9th is hug your gf and they kiss you day.

(hugs gf)
(gf kisses)

may 9th means hug your gf and they’ll kiss you day.

by blackbababushka May 8, 2023

June 9th

National cream pie awareness day

On June 9th, National cream pie awareness day is recognized and shared across the country

Person 1: Did you hear it was national cream pie awareness day?
Person 2: Of course, I’ve already given out several

by Nationalcreampieawarenessday June 9, 2023

June 9th

the day harry styles grabbed my hand

holy fuck it’s june 9th. harry styles grabbed my hand 5 years ago today

by Stoneyyy June 9, 2023

July 9th

National Josh is fucking day

Omg it’s July 9th. Time to fuck

by Liljosh July 9, 2023

July 9th

Ignore Edolon Vryche from Vast Error day!! Simply ignore him even if he's going to commit die!!!!:33 July 9th is simply ignore Edolon day!!!

Guy 1: Oh hi edo-
Guy 2: Bro it's July 9th! y'know Ignore Edolon day!!
Edolon: Oh hi!
guys:......
Edolon: guys?

by Ueueurjrii July 9, 2023

August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023