September 16

National: Have sex with someone named Becky for a day

Person1: are you really having sex with Becky

Person2: yeah cause it's September 16 duhh

by Tacomanssss September 17, 2021

September 16

On this day your girlfriend has to sit on you or suck your dick in front of everyone in the house y’all in

Boy: bae it’s September 16th

sit or suck
Girl: sit

*or*
Girl: suck

by IAmBigBillyTheBiggestWetWilly September 09, 2022

April 16

National slap that booty day

I’m gonna go slap Emily’s booty today because it’s April 16

by Lilwindexmyboi April 15, 2019

M-16

The Kickass main assault rifle used by the US of A. Its gas operated (means the gas takin from a shot round comes back to throw the bolt back for all u idiots out there) and its chamberd at 5.56 x 45mm. This rifle has an effective range of 500 meters for a point target and 700 meters for an area target. Has many varients such as the M4A1 and can be equiped with the M203 grenade launcher.

Kickass gun of the US of A

by Lightning December 01, 2003

November 16

The day the craziest, sassiest mother fucker was born.

Person A: When’s your birthday
Person B: November 16
Person A: Holy shit you must be crazy af.

by Satansho666 March 11, 2021

2-16

2-16 is the K.D Ratio of Slayer, the halo infinite player who went 2-16 against bots in a game in the Halo Infinite Beta. Since then, the number 216 has haunted Slayer, appearing everywhere.

person 1: Slayer went 2-16 against bots.
Slayer: NOOOOOOO

by anonynous216 March 21, 2022

October 16

Suck a dick day. Enjoy the one day free sucking dick.

It’s October 16 darling let’s suck some dicks.

by Your secret self October 16, 2019