February 16

National punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy

Kyle:what's up bro
Mary poppins:its February 16 do you know what that means
Jonathan:oh no its national punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy day

Donald Trump and magnus carlson: catch this bro
Cameron Jonathan ziggy Kyle and jonah:oh no *shits their pants cutely* proceeds to die

by Yeßo February 16, 2023

October 16

National kiss your crush day!!!😘❤

I want to kiss my crush on October 16

by Daddychill101 July 11, 2021

April 16

National slap that booty day

I’m gonna go slap Emily’s booty today because it’s April 16

by Lilwindexmyboi April 15, 2019

M-16

The Kickass main assault rifle used by the US of A. Its gas operated (means the gas takin from a shot round comes back to throw the bolt back for all u idiots out there) and its chamberd at 5.56 x 45mm. This rifle has an effective range of 500 meters for a point target and 700 meters for an area target. Has many varients such as the M4A1 and can be equiped with the M203 grenade launcher.

Kickass gun of the US of A

by Lightning November 30, 2003

April 16

Smack anyone’s butt and hug a lot of people as u can

I’m going to go hug ppl
And smack booty on April 16

by Kitty cat 115737/ April 15, 2019

December 16

The day that your crush will reject you if you ask them out on this day 🤞🤞😭😭😡😡🥵🥵

Bob: hey Susie, wanna go out with me
Susie: I can’t sorry

Bob: why not?
Susie: it’s December 16
Bob: oh yea sorry

by bob and Susie December 12, 2019

October 16

Suck a dick day. Enjoy the one day free sucking dick.

It’s October 16 darling let’s suck some dicks.

by Your secret self October 15, 2019