J Buda

Young Puerto Rican Rapper From Jersey

The Next Best Latin Rapper Next To Big Pun

J Buda's One Man Army Is Dope!

by Josefine The Man January 20, 2009

J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software

1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games

by X.Legend June 11, 2006

dick j

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.

Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one

by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007

PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.

"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"

by Music History Professor June 1, 2018

J-land

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.

I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.

by GrayOne August 4, 2007

j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass

Yo I j maxed the shit out of Lynn last night.

by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008

Sleep j

when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)

dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him

by super8mm October 28, 2011