A man or a woman who takes pride in having sex with people who are only in town for a short period of time AKA tourists.
While visiting Chicago last week, I met a really cool guy at a wedding. Too bad I later found out from my girlfriend that he is just a tourist fucker and he never really liked me.
Tourist; I had a really great time with you while on vacation in Chicago. I hope we can keep in touch after I go home.
Tourist Fucker; I don't think so, have a great flight home.
Tourist; I had a really great time with you while on vacation in Chicago. I hope we can keep in touch after I go home.
Tourist Fucker; I don't think so, have a great flight home.
by Eye of Palpatine October 16, 2008

1. Slang term used for any male douchebag who is rude, disrespectful, belligerent, violent, angst-filled or otherwise aggravating on account of the fact that he can't get laid.
2. Any young male whose only real use is pumping protein samples into socks or garbage pails.
3. A griefer in an MMO.
2. Any young male whose only real use is pumping protein samples into socks or garbage pails.
3. A griefer in an MMO.
1. "Hey knuckle fucker, sit down and shut the hell up, and stop making a scene because you're a limp-dicked little douchebag that couldn't get his dick wet if he jumped in a fucking lake."
2. Tuef, Bum, Toneslice, Noobslice, etc.
3. "I'm trying to get my gear fixed but there's some knuckle fucker spawn camping the repair guy." Also see #2.
2. Tuef, Bum, Toneslice, Noobslice, etc.
3. "I'm trying to get my gear fixed but there's some knuckle fucker spawn camping the repair guy." Also see #2.
by JustAnotherGuy July 1, 2008

The First Lady, Laura Bush.
by yo_daddy March 29, 2005

somebody who is fucking your mom and is not your real dad. sometimes called "Step-Douche", "Step-Ass" and so on.
by PhobiaOfEvertything December 28, 2015

by FatherF'er October 19, 2008

When you have sex with your partner so much that your penis is chaffed and swells up. This is usually accompanied by some mild burning and sensitivity.
by Sean Bishop June 15, 2006
