"The Egyptian Zatchlas is present, a very well-known prophet who has promised me that he, for a sizeable reward, will bring back from the dead the spirit of that corpse for a little while and will bring the body back to life." ~ The Old Man
by PhoenixXV September 5, 2007
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jack: lol look at sam, he is just sitting there.
eric: how much did he smoke and drink?
jack: oh man hes zotched
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Get the zotched mug.a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
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by Jake February 25, 2004
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"Kyle, have you seen Zuchen?"
"No, last time I saw him, he was making out with hot girls and being sexy."
"Oh, that sounds like him."
"Yeah."
"No, last time I saw him, he was making out with hot girls and being sexy."
"Oh, that sounds like him."
"Yeah."
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