ZWERG

An picture that is often posted as spam on the 4chan imageboard. The Image is of a brown wooden gnome of some sort.

OP: Can I haz some Minimalist wallpapers?

POST: ZWERG

OP: FUCKS SAKE STOP SPREADING THAT SHIT

by anonyfuckingmous January 15, 2009

Zoner

The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.

You got a banana in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Shut up, it's just a zoner.

by Zhoom45 December 26, 2010

zoner

one who spends entirely too much time on the computer, posts silly things on message boards and is usualy a deadhead,sometimes theese people sit in a chatroom that nobody else is in while they post things on the discussion boards

phil lesh fans www.philzone.com is the best example of this behaviour and if you look up zippying, zippy is one of our more famous "zoners"

by patrice December 13, 2004

zoerdo

combining the words Zoe + Weirdo. Usually a girl called zoe who is very weird and also very horny.

"Hey who's that horny girl over there? She's been humping everyone tonight."
"Yeah she's a complete Zoerdo."
"Tell me about it."

by Thomas Gibson February 19, 2008

Zoner

Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely

Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner

by JohnPhillipDonners January 23, 2009

Ancient Zwerl

A sculpture dating back to 1000BC with small boobies and a large jewish nose.

Although Ancient Zwerl has lived for thousands of years, her love for the cock is still as strong as ever.

by sleeze September 30, 2004

Ancient Zwerl

An archaic skinny ass rook that loves to be abused by a jewish, anorexic penis!

When Wylans needs his cock rubbed, he goes to the museum and visits the exhibit of Ancient Zwerl!

by Shaniqua October 4, 2004