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Zoinked

Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
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I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.
by MattKeen April 6, 2010
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zoinked

To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz
GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!
by ParisJewemy October 29, 2007
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Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.
"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."
by Dwigt July 9, 2019
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Pre-Zoning

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents
Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)
by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011
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Brother-Zoning

The act of putting someone in the Brother Zone, a deeper version of the Friend Zone.
Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me

RIP Bro
1997-2018
by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018
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Zoinks

What Shaggy says when Scooby is suckin on his jenkies but keeps on yoinkin.
Oh zoinks Scooby!
by BodyOdorBlockingPower May 22, 2017
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Zounds

n. English (elizabethan) abbreviation for "God's Wounds", being the nail marks in wrists and feet.

Euphemism for a swear word.
Sadly I have no example, but I read it in Shakespeare somewhere.
by Stu Savory December 2, 2003
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