planet zorton

where all bipolar professors call home

Senora Kramer hails from planet zorton

by giovanna March 2, 2004

zort

Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tactician. Generally used to refer to anyone who has studied zombie survivalist theory. Typically refers to a member of a large web based organization known as OZORT that can easily be found on any search engine.

After killing 11 zombies, the Zort took a 10 minute break, ate a sandwich, and then killed 7 more.

by Edward Stevens August 26, 2006

zorz

A term used to describe epic computers.

Hoss that computer is a zorz!

by bluewaterstnt November 20, 2009

zorzout

Probably the nerdiest way to say "I'm out" It is pronounced "Zor-zout"

BoB, "alright dude, i'll see you later."
Harry, "cool man, zorzout."
*Harry leaves*
Bob, "lqtm"

by |-|3`/ |20<K`/ June 29, 2008

Zorth

A zorth is a psychotic-invincible creature that declares military training to be a grunt or monster master. This type of creatures origin was based on a Xen. A zorth appears to be a fat grayish-skin tall male alien with a cylinder head, black eyes with white pupils, un-lipped big mouth, black hair, no nose, and almost-looking claws. They have a low-pitched voice that will allow them to talk. They were born with no parents at all. They were made by Xenian chemicals before they're were born.

A zorth was destroying a person's life.

by shanimaker3535 April 20, 2019

zort

"Zort" is an impression. You can use it for situations when someone fails. You can use the "o" multiple times to make fun pf the person who has failed.

zort or zoooooooort

by Pırt December 23, 2022

Zorton

Another word for "fart" invented by Cheez wiz and Orgasmo

I just um...zorton...'d

by cheezy advisory board November 11, 2003