Zoomed Out

Mental fatigue from overuse of Zoom, the enterprise video conferencing software turned digital classroom. Common amongst University Students in quarantine.

Oliver: "Hey dude, wanna chat via zoom tomorrow about this assignment"
Matt: "Nah, I've already got 2 zoom calls scheduled for tomorrow for other things, so I'll pretty much be zoomed out"

by verlio March 28, 2020

Zoosexual

A fake term made by zoophiles because they think that bestiality should be normalized.

Zoophile: I am a zoosexual

Literally everyone ever: get away from me animal fucker

by UpsideDownBoi July 12, 2019

zoomer humor

Any humor that zoomers enjoy. Usually annoying and unfunny.

Alex is the epitome of zoomer humor.

by Moose42 March 29, 2020

Ok Zoomer

Ok Zoomer is used when a kid posts a stupid/cringeworthy comment that is supposed to be funny.

Zoomer comments,
"Belle Delphine: I have the most expensive water
NileRed: Hold my diamond water"
Boomer replies,
"Ok Zoomer"

by LankyLarry_ January 2, 2020

Zooked

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

hey zoos

This is a nickname for a very stupid person.he is in love with a girl named rhianna.it is so obvious.this persones best friends name is julian and im named viktoriya im rhiannas bestie.ps. hey zoos and julian are very ugly .

Hey zoos is in love with rhianna.

Julian: i just got some very good advice from hey zoos. Rhianna and Viktoriya : no you just got some stupid advice.

by spinny boiz February 7, 2017

zooted and booted

play on 'suited and booted' meaning dressed up and ready for it. hence 'zooted and booted' means stoned and ready for it.

- 'are you ready?'

- 'aye 100% zooted and booted.'

by annakousagi October 14, 2014