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ZOMG was the ruler of the planet XYRZON until 2451 AD, when he was overthrown by KFOP after the battle of SHMUR. the battle marked the violent end to ZOMG'S noble reign as ultra-lord. KFOP soon proved to be an incapable ruler of XYRZON, and the planet collapsed into chaos in 2453. since that day, the residents of XYRZON have used ZOMG as a declaration, nay, an exclaimation of hope. hope that one day peace shall return to XYRZON, on the shoulders of a truly worthy king.
by VISION LOSER January 22, 2007
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ZOMG

A more enthusiastic (if not sarcastic) way of saying OMG. The Z doesn't stand for anything, but rather is added onto the O, thus making it pronounced "ZOH MY GOD!!1"
I have to tell you something. I have canc-ZOMG A SHINY NEW PENNEY!
by pseudonym psteve June 25, 2005
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zomgbat

An ancient mythological creature still to be researched in depth. One sighting of the zomgbat exists in the 12th century in the town now known as Pripyat in Russia. The chronicler describes the creature as "A horrific beast, wings as big as horses and the head of a fox. Wide eyed and sharp fanged with the cry of a thousand dying souls!" (Translation from G. Young 1812)

Rumours have escalated of the second coming of the zomgbat supposedly two years ago in a remote area of Scotland. "The batzomg has arrived. Pupils as black and sharp as the devils heart." (Dr Gawain Sipritus

The name zomgbat is applied to the popular PC game Call of Duty. On the multiplayer you will find the l33t skillz of $omgbat or Zomgbat.
"am in ur skyz, being a zomgbat"
by Gavin Alexander January 17, 2008
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ZOMG

1. A variant of omg which means "oh my god". It first originated as an rare typo when someone says "OMG" in caps and presses the left shift key rather then the right and accidentally hits the near by Z.

It was picked up and used as a humorous way of saying omg and making fun of internet slang in general do to its funny pronunciation of "Zoh-my-God!".
by Kyle117 December 10, 2008
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ZOMG ZUFALL!

ZOMG ZUFALL! is a site full of jokes, a i love the internet song,a fat kid wiht swords,and other jokes about what is love
by enortos September 9, 2010
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zomfgwtfbbq

Dude #1: I just won in the lottery!!
Dude #2: ZOMFGWTFBBQ!?!?!?11++ how much!
by ebolae June 4, 2009
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ZOMGZORZ

Zomgzorz is a different term for slang such as Omg or Zomg Except you are much more amazed.
First guy:Dude! I Beat the boss monster thing!

Second guy:ZOMGZORZ!!
by Anthony truong April 9, 2007
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