table zamboni

When you have to suck the beer(or any drink) off the table because you spilled your own, or someone else's.

you knocked my beer over; zamboni that shit!

by Tyler V. March 16, 2005

The Zamboni

A sexual act where the girl is waterboarded and then penetrated from behind while her head is stuck in the freezer so she develops a light glaze of ice on her face.

"Why is the freezer door open?"
"Sorry bro, I was just giving my girl the zamboni"

by OddSexualAct February 2, 2014

zomboids

I tell thee what.. its so funny that we are going in numbers to this cup final. In the scheme of things its nothing.. but im so looking forward to the occasion with true dons fans and having a laugh making some noise dressing up like a prick. This is why AFC Wimbledon IS. The franchise fans will never get this. NEver. They are soullous Zomboids who live on a diet of sky fed football and player cams.

This definition courtesy of Leamington Pete

by AFCW April 24, 2004

Zomboner

A posthumous erection caused by rapid or violent death such as a bullet wound or a traumatic blow to the head. Death erections can also be provoked by auto-erotic asphyxiation, (like in strangulation or hanging).

"Speculation continues to swirl around the death of actor David Carradine. One thing is for sure, he had one hell of a zomboner."

by tlinget October 13, 2009

Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

Zambonious

The place at the cottage to get really high and smoke all your dreams away

"hey lets go get high in the zamboobient no its the "zambonious"

by Shipsy January 24, 2008

Zamboni Bitty

skanky ass ugly girls (usually, but not only from walkers) that come to the hockey games in skirts even though it's fucking cold, hoping to spread their legs and get ass, but they never get any cause they're ugly.

Mel from Westover#1 Zamboni bittty...the list continues with Westover and Walkers girls
AOF guy 1: Hey whats the temperature in the rink?
AOF guy 2: IDK 45 degrees
AOF guy 1: hahah Check out the fugly Zamboni Bitty from Walkers in her skirt and Uggs
AOF guy 2: Wat a dumb ass
AOF guy 1: I bet i can make her suck my dick...

by LaChicaBonita December 7, 2005