Zako

Can mean small fish in Japanese, but also used to describe a person who can't seem to do anything right. If speaking from a company hierarchy point of view, zako's would be placed at the bottom of the list. If such an extreme example of "zako" is encountered, they would usually be the ones cleaning toilets. See: Worthless.

Man, that grilled zako tasted like ass. I think it was because it was some zako making it while he was cleaning the company's toilet room.

by Shachou/Kachou June 23, 2010

Zakk Wylde

Today's God father of guitar players. He is truly the next jimi Hendrix.
Zakk is way better than any other guitar player of today's bands.

Zakk is incomparable with other amateur guitarists, especially Tom of blink 182, which sucks dick big time anyway... IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY OPINION, YOU CAN FUCK YOUR SELF AND I'LL BE WATCHING YOU CRYING FOR THAT.

by Satyrz_Rule May 22, 2004

zawko

Zawko is an overall bad ass.
Athletic, does stupid stuff for fun, chick magnet, all that shit.

I wish I was a Zawko...

by Zawko February 26, 2017

zakology

A patch work of success. Nothing ever going just right but always good enough to get the impossible done and leaving everyone shaking their heads.

They used Zakology to sneak down to the beach and not get caught even after getting stopped by the police at 3:00 am and running off the interstate.

by Zak112000 June 5, 2017

zakk wylde

Great guitarist for sure, but i prefer him as a songwriter, his solos are not the ones that you remember for a long time, his songs maybe yes. He wrote some killer ballads ('No other' for example) and some great tunes from Pride and Glory to BLS. Forget his rightwing political attitude, he's still a great songwriter and i respect much him cause he actually can play a guitar, he's not making success like the 99% of mtv crap only because they're young and cute.

Zakk wylde is a great guitar player

by Treddy May 30, 2006

Zakkary

A smart boy who loves deeply. He comes off shy but when you get to know him the fun never ends. He is very strong and good at every sport. He loves to play hard and win. He will grow up to be very successful and make his parents very proud.

Look at Zakkary, his parent must be proud!

by zakksmom January 26, 2017

Zakk

Zakks are the most amazing ppl. They have a smile to die for. One day you’ll be playing video games, and next you’ll be kissing under the stars. A Zakk can make you laugh and blush. Zakks tend to be a BIG flirt. If you ever meet one, hold on for you won’t find another one like him. If you fall for him just remember others might too. Zakks will only compliment, say sweet things, and flirt with a certain girl. So if you are that lucky girl, and you already have a crush on him, you will be the perfect couple. Zakk is an amazing kisser and knows how to do many things that include his body.

Me: I’m playing a video game with a really cute and flirtatious boy
friend: I think his name is Zakk

by food 🤩 June 11, 2018